Bestiality Farm Raid: Man arrested for his Stable Relationships
I am not naïve; have lived a long time but the depths of human depravity never cease to amaze me. Recently, it has been reported in The Seattle Times that Douglas Spink, 39, a one-time dot.com millionaire, is being charged with operating a bestiality sex farm, a sort of brothel for bovines and other critters. The farm, located in Sumas, is on the Canadian border in western Washington state. The Sheriff of Whatcom County says that Spink was “promoting tourism of this nature for bestiality.”
Allegedly video tapes of men sexing up large dogs (ewwww) were found on the property and are now being viewed by federal officials. (Serves them right to have to watch these. Not a fan of the feds.) According to the Times bestiality is a Class C felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. So for right now Spink is in the doghouse – so to speak.
Now I’m no prude but I’m having trouble rapping my head around this one. This is ‘Animal Farm’ meets the Playboy mansion. I can only imagine what the facility must have looked like. There were probably no leather couches or stuffed animal heads on the walls. It was probably more like a brothel than a farm because let’s face it - How are the clients going to be put in the mood on a farm? As everyone knows music helps a great deal in setting the mood for romance. So with much research I recently got a copy of the Top Ten songs that were requested by patrons of this farm. They include:
10. Mary Had a Little Lamb
9. Tie me Kangaroo Down, Sport (Rolf Harris)
8. Who’s Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses (U2)
7. I Love my Dog (Cat Stevens)
6. Come Little Rabbit (Akmal Shaikh)
5. Puppy Love (Paul Anka)
4. Get on the Snake (Sound Garden)
3. Kiss that Frog (Peter Gabriel)
2. Muskrat Love
And the number 1 song requested at this animal sex farm is “I Dig a Pony” by the Beatles.
